Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week (November 28, 2018)

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  • 01
    Text - Oops!...I Dad It Again Follow @NewDadNotes Wife: [reaches for the fries on my plate] Me: [slides grocery divider between plates] Wife: you said you didn't take that from the store. Me: and you said you didn't want any fries but here we are. 7:02 AM - 16 Aug 2018 2,236 Retweets 9,332 Likes
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    Text - Cathryn Follow @AngryRaccoon2 "Kids! Come say goodbye to your father!" -Me, when my husband has a cold. 6:53 AM - 22 Nov 2018 219 Retweets 742 Likes
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    Text - Yaron Melman Follow @NrouteHQ Wife: honey the kitchen really needs an update Me: consider it done love hanging this year's calendar on the fridge* 5:32 AM-25 Nov 2018 109 Retweets 305 Likes
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    Text - JPo Follow @Peauxtassium My husband unloaded the dishwasher so I guess now it's time to have a parade for him 3:22 PM - 11 Nov 2018 659 Retweets 3,886 Likes she
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    Text - URSULA Follow @3sunzzz It is impossible for my husband to drive by a gas station without announcing the price of gas. 1:37 PM - 19 Nov 2018 319 Retweets 1,573 Likes
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    Text - Kendra Leigh Follow @kendraaaleighh For $5 you can either get your girl approximately 2 flowers from a florist OR you can get her an ENTIRE costco rotisserie chicken. that's all im sayin. the choice is yours 3:33 PM - 11 Oct 2018 21,842 Retweets 120,500 Likes
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    Text - Abbie Follow @AbbieEvansXO Him: I missed you Me: I missed you too *we both reload our duelling pistols* 11:06 AM - 19 Nov 2018 9,600 Retweets 40,313 Likes
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    Text - Desi Follow @DesiJed Overheard this convo at Trader Joe's and have never been happier to be unmarried. Wife: Salad? Husband: Let's do it! 6:16 PM - 20 Nov 2018 90 Retweets 902 Likes
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    Text - Böb Jänke Follow @Bob_Janke Jennifer Aniston is apparently looking for a new relationship but I'm sitting right here and my phone isn't ringing yet so I find this story difficult to believe 4:30 PM 24 Nov 2018 116 Retweets 381 Likes
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    Text - Jay @theshamingofjay Follow My wife had a few too many drinks tonight and told me she googled Zac Efron's age "just to make sure" 5:10 PM - 24 Nov 2018 16 Retweets 127 Likes
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    Text - Not Sara Follow @smithsara79 [dropping my bf off at the airport] Me: *going in for a hug, already crying* I'm gonna miss you so much Him: I'm gonna make everyone think you're my Uber driver! Me: wait wha- Him: *pushing my face away* OKAY FINE, I'LL GIVE YOU 5 STARS! 9:02 AM - 20 Nov 2018 1,076 Retweets 10,643 Likes
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    Text - Ava Follow @avarominee *bf raises his voice for 1.2 seconds* My brain: Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Me: stares out the window not talking for the entire 50 min drive 2:06 PM - 18 Nov 2018 117,788 Retweets 477,546 Likes
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    Furniture - gobble gobble gobruisey Follow @Bruisey Ran into your boyfriend at Lowe's Red FLAAS stoes Lef an 1:57 PM - 22 Aug 2018 12,519 Retweets 77,538 Likes
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    Text - saskia Follow @silvermilk_ Didn't see my boyfriend for like a week and when we sat down to eat at this restaurant he pulls out a bit of paper and said "I had so much tea to spill that I didn't want to forget any details" Imaooo00 2:45 AM - 18 Nov 2018 90,339 Retweets 584,289 Likes
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    Text - schmox Follow @IvoryGazelle me, cleaning alone: I'm the only one who lifts a finger around here me, cleaning with help: *watches him put the salad fork where dinner forks go* fucken wow steve 1:38 PM - 24 Nov 2018 1,110 Retweets 7,784 Likes
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    Text - Lady Lawya Follow @Parkerlawyer Someone call or text my husband and tell him that dinner at Applebee's is not a "night out on the town." 3:34 PM - 9 Nov 2018 128 Retweets 903 Likes
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    Text - "Bare Minimum Parenting" in bo... Follow @XplodingUnicorn Ibought a dozen doughnuts for me and my wife. She said, "Oh, good. We'll have leftovers." Then we both laughed. 7:13 AM - 14 Nov 2018 261 Retweets 4,584 Likes
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    Text - John sleeps on the couch Follow @atomicmojo My wife and I have his and hers closets, which is another way of saying my wife has two closets. 7:52 AM -16 Nov 2018 85 Retweets 287 Likes
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    Bed - meep @heyitsmeep i want this bed! he has his side and i have mine @memezar connor connorhannigan4 you could buy a bed this big and she will still put her cold feet on you
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